Hippostria

Massive and glutinous, usually referring to a person overweight.

YOOO she’s mad hippostria shawty breakin the scale!

by wetasscrack February 18, 2026

hippogyattamus

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.

Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

Hippotomises

I got confused between hypothesises and hippopotamus.

He hippotomises the enduring gravitas of Mark.

by Blasphemous Essayist September 1, 2025

Hippoing

An erotic sexual act somewhat similar to a Cleveland steamer in which someone poops in the givers mouth then the receiver licks it all over their boobs and motorboats them.

me and my transvestite homie went hippoing all night yesterday.

by Max_The_Munter September 18, 2025

Hippomotosis

Fat fucking hippo

You hippomotosis

by Lozza_16 April 27, 2025

hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink

So I was thinking with my bro basically some background information. I was

at my home when I saw a Hippo doing a dance on youtube that when he yelled Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink And that's why i'm here

At the zoo in a parade, the star attraction was none other than Nick did a Hippopotomonstrogobloopicalflippotwizzleroink, spinning in circles, the mud on her and was honking like a rubber duck gone wild.

by Johndoeo June 20, 2025