Head Elf 

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

Head Elf by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Head Cleaner 

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

Head Cleaner by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Head-line 

Noun.

A genetic adaption commonly developed by older adult males who are typically of African descent, this refers to a person whose hairline reveals more forehead than hair when facing forward which may or may not have to do with the early stages of balding.

(Note; that the said person's hairline most typically begins within the top center of the cranium when this happens)

- The man's head-line became quite formidable with age.

- Though my head-line is larger than most, I am very confident of my appeal towards the opposite sex.

Head-line by InfiniteBars March 8, 2020

Head ass

When you got all of the forehead but your only comeback is “jfc”

Head ass: I literally tapped the comment button and typed jfc attitude

Head ass by Drt91 July 3, 2020

HEAD LOOP 

A Situation that repeated itself with the same outcome

Jenny keeps going out with the same guy just to get dumped ...again! …WHAT A HEAD LOOP

HEAD LOOP by JUMPLOOPER July 14, 2020

head mask 

a mask that instead of being a mask for your face it's for your entire head

"hey that's a cool head mask you have!"
"thanks"

head mask by nathanswm July 20, 2020

head shoe 

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

head shoe by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020