Hard af

Referring to ones penis when erect.
"Dude, I took a Viagra last night and my dick
Was hard af, no joke.,
Reply..."hard as 'blue' steel?!" (because Viagra's are blue pills)
by PhxSid March 17, 2017
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hard worker

Used by oh so clever males to give other,“(female enthusiasts) “ the heads-up when “(Hotties)” are afoot. Applied singularly or to a group, talent must be Pro to All-star level in order to attain “(Hard Worker)”status. Betty Jo Bucktooth w/rack will not do, a concerted effort must be put into the “Patina” or “Veneer.” In the wild this high level of “work” tends to attract more “Hard Workers,” that then travel in groups called “Possess” or “Gaggles.”

The term is often herd in Petrified forests and the right field arcade section of Pac Bell Park. If the ohso clever male is successful in (hooking up) w/Hard Worker or “Workers,” it is customary to let out a *“(CooterYell)”, ”YYYYEEEHHHHHHAAAWWWWW!!!!!!"
{see Dukes of Hazzard}.
*Important note, if Cooter yell is give prior to hook-up, hook-up is usually off… unless Atlanta is playing.
On the sly… "Hard Work going on at 10'O 'clock, then again at 11, 11:25, and 11:48." In mixed company… "The level of Hard work going on around here is ASStounding!' After the 7th inning (end of beer sales), the term is often used as the “(mating call)” of the ohso clever male, thusly…"HHHEEEEYYYY HARD WORKERS!!! It is rarely successful.
by Maximoose December 20, 2004
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Hard Parked

That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 02, 2012
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hard one

A "hard one" is given in middle school to someone when they say or do something really stupid. In order to give a hard one, you must announce it by saying "that's a hard one!" You then get behind the victim and push their head down. The victim can counter a hard one by saying "self serve", and they are allowed to give themself the hard one, as hard or soft as they wish. You can also say "no self serve" before they have a chance to say self serve, to make sure you can get them hard. You can also say "wiitness", allowing others who see this going on to say "witness", to also give the victim a hard one. The victim can call "no witness", given you have not already called it.
In math class, the teacher explained our assignment and then right after, Brett asked her what the assignment was. We then gave him a hard one.
by Big M February 22, 2004
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hard-core

pretending that something is the dogs bollocks when really it isn't
by souch13 May 18, 2005
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hard n

It means your nipple is hard
You have a hard n
by hello667 February 01, 2016
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G-HARD

a superhero who's power is to make soft things hard. If you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don't be afraid to call up G-HARD, he'll end allll your troubles.
boy: "I'm sorry this normally doesn't happen to me!"
girl: "I'm sooooo sure"
boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff."
G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!"

then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :)
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