3 guys 1 hammer

An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.
Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible

Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?

Person 1: You're insane
by Zombboy July 26, 2022
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Tyrone has a big hammer

big hammer
very thick
lots of girls
Did you see tyrone has a big hammer
when he gets girls
by Lazarus cacianti March 19, 2019
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Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
by rorsarch January 13, 2010
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Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.
Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"
by The Irish Hammer December 9, 2008
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someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b April 6, 2006
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Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.
Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.
by DA YAK June 23, 2008
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To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.
"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"
by Miketar January 17, 2008
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