Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 08, 2011

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 08, 2023

i got white

I got white means I got Molly, because Molly is a white drug.

Bruh I got White!! Ohh, you got that Molly. Let's pop it !!

by u.o.e.n.o. October 11, 2013

A2M I Got Bitches

A very inappropriate but funny song made by the A2M Music group that describes how some random dude "got bitches".

"Ayo, what it is? Everybody report to the motha fuckin' dance floor, with they motha fuckin' drinks"
"I got Bitches!"

A2M I Got Bitches is the best!

by The Boi's May 05, 2021

I got your six

another way of saying "I've got you covered" or "I'm backing you up".

letting someone know that you'll be around to help out or protect them in any way you can.

"they don't know that this is a sting op and a major heat score is about to go down so you gotta keep your cool. don't worry G, we got your six."

by bonzai April 06, 2005

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

i got fucking banned

where you get banned of a site and have to use google crome to get back on

example should include the word i got fucking banned
writing something not offensive at all (on normal goggle)
notice comes up and reads sorry bitch u being offensive dog now fuck of out of this site
fuck dat goes on google crome and gets back on like a boss

by i am ze little kitty October 30, 2013