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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
by perroa March 22, 2024
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When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.
SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. 😭😭😭😭
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.
by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025
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Goon

Neave is Smells of garlic+onions+olives+nothing
Because they all smell disgusting except nothing but I needed a N and I couldn’t think of anything :(
Btw neave payback for saying I smell like an onion
Ewww it’s a goon
Oh it’s neave
by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019
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Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.
"Christian, why are you such a goon!"
by I love loona May 5, 2025
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goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.
"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"
by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024
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Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.
Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.
by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025
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