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Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 7, 2018
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jaw day

when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after
" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"
by analienorganism January 19, 2019
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gwop day

Today is a good day to get paid gwop day!
by Dottiedoesit February 11, 2019
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BP DAY

shes thick its definitely BP DAY
by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018
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One Day

Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"
by Curro OG's June 16, 2023
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Pookie day

Pookie day is the celebration day of your friends/lover that you often call "pookie". This day is celebrated on June 19th.
"Yo, It's June 19th! Happy pookie day babe."
by bestloonastanever June 18, 2023
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Business Day

The unit of measurement to measure the time taken for 'Hamno' to perform simple daily tasks.
It took Hamno 3 Business Days to get a bottle of water, he went on too many side quests.
by Linueax June 26, 2023
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