I did a Aztec flickergoon
by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024
Get the Aztec flickergoon mug.A "Chick-Flick-Eh" refers to a friend who enjoys watching chick flicks or girl-centric sitcoms rather than engaging in activities like playing Pokémon Showdown or other traditionally more "masculine" pastimes. It's a playful term that highlights their preference for entertainment that typically appeals to a female audience, emphasizing their choice to be more homosexual than masculine.
Friend 1: "I think Brett blew us off in Pokémon Showdown to watch Bridgerton on the couch."
Friend 2: "He is having Chick-Flick-Eh huh? Wow, that's such a Brett move."
Friend 1: "I asked Brett months ago to play Pokémon Showdown, but I haven't heard from him in nearly three months!"
Friend 2: "Dude, he's glued to the couch, binge-watching girl sitcoms and playing Pokémon Go."
Friend 1: "Wow, he's gone full Chick-Flick-Eh, huh?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, first it was Pokémon Go, then Pride Month, then Star Wars Acolytes, and now Bridgerton. He is a lost cause!"
Friend 2: "He is having Chick-Flick-Eh huh? Wow, that's such a Brett move."
Friend 1: "I asked Brett months ago to play Pokémon Showdown, but I haven't heard from him in nearly three months!"
Friend 2: "Dude, he's glued to the couch, binge-watching girl sitcoms and playing Pokémon Go."
Friend 1: "Wow, he's gone full Chick-Flick-Eh, huh?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, first it was Pokémon Go, then Pride Month, then Star Wars Acolytes, and now Bridgerton. He is a lost cause!"
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Get the Mongolian Flickgooning mug.To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024
Get the Jamaican Flicker Goon mug.The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
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Get the Bosnian Flicker Goon mug.A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
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