Evan

Warm and soft like mashed potatoe

Evan is warm and soft like mashed potatoe

by BrassyMender September 28, 2022

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends

That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh

by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022

Evan Beetle

WELL HUNG

Hey evan beetle

by NotNinjaTSM March 21, 2019

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get

I love Evan

by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021