Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

by Kdangle November 8, 2019

Evans

SIMP

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal

by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020

Evan

Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)

Evan: :)
Me: :)

by Kailey :) November 22, 2021

Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.

evan nguyen gets so many bitches.

by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022