The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease
by LPU1 November 9, 2019
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The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
Get the Fat Person Disease mug.Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
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Get the Mad cow disease mug.A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.
Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.
Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.
Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
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If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
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