New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

Benny collins disease

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.

No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!

by BananaHammack4u December 1, 2016

Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole

Ewww it's hannah she got orovilan disease

by Hahaha1430 January 15, 2023

Connor disease

A disease of falling in love with Connor Franta deeply until you stalk and save every photo he has.

OMG, Connor Franta is so cute! I can't take it anymore, I think i have Connor disease.

by MapleT June 22, 2016

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.

1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

by Royal Rage December 3, 2024