car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021

Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.

Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.

by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024

Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.

Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.

by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017

Developer be crazy Disease

When a developer doesnt sleep for anything over 7 hours they start seeing things and saying r kelly multiple times this also includes crying over slight ocd in code yes i see your code and im letting you know it looks like a spaghetti ball and yes i misspelled it im tired bro i havent slepet in 16 hours

Yeah man my friend dextar had Developer be crazy Disease he kept saying r kelly was a vertexes root humanoid part.

by Developer be crazy Disease March 31, 2024

friggidus disease

disease, more common in women, where the nipples are constantly itchy

iris is always scratching at her boobs... i bet she has friggidus.

by whip it! December 07, 2004

Lames Disease

A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.

Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.

by RBSmoove March 12, 2018