A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty
The worst swear you could give a player in football
The worst swear you could give a player in football
by harish March 5, 2005
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by THE NIGG March 31, 2009
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Get the bit-david mug.Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
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Get the david powell mug.For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.
by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015
Get the David Simon mug.Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.
His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.
The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.
The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020
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