A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty
The worst swear you could give a player in football
The worst swear you could give a player in football
by harish March 5, 2005
Get the David Beckhammug. the act of pooping on someones penis and then licking it up with ones tongue. then giving them a dirty sanchez with a piece of dog shit. and after that drizzling cum all over their face then getting an std from kelci.
by THE NIGG March 31, 2009
Get the david sutherlandmug. by Scooter May 13, 2005
Get the bit-davidmug. Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
by OD Smith March 31, 2005
Get the david beckhammug. A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.
Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?
Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.
Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.
by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011
Get the David Bondmug. he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
by MesmerEyesTheSimpleMinded September 27, 2021
Get the David Bowiemug. the david barbo is when you're in a public place, such as a grocery store or shopping mall, and you sneeze all over the lower back of an unsuspecting woman, usually bent over with her lower back exposed.
Girl was so fine, I followed her through the spaghetti aisle, and when she went for the bottom shelf sauce, I hit her with the David Barbo!!
by notjimmeratall March 27, 2017
Get the the david barbomug.