Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
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Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
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