monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
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Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.
Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.
by Compo90 December 13, 2021
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Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you
I think he suffers from Blake disease
by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019
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squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you
I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease
by Dasez September 14, 2017
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Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 20, 2012
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave
It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease
by Loo loo lemons April 16, 2020
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