by girl gone wild February 27, 2004
by tyboogey September 20, 2009
by Knattypheet August 25, 2006
When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.
I was fucking this girl last night that was so loose I had to use the Cracker Hacker just to feel anything.
by Two Tone May 20, 2008
a white-person that likes emo to fucken much and lives by the ways of it or exactly the same as a EMO KID like its says rejects pop-culture and trys to live by emo not emo is all that bad
i really don't know anyone thats an emo cracker and i hope i never meet one, cuz if i do they will get stabbed the good-ole-fashioned way that getting stabbed much more then getting beat down clear. another example for emo cracker u stupid emo cracker you should get stabbed
by Beier December 29, 2003
Danny.
Yes, you. Danny.
You are THEE "Thunder Cracker."
Or, in same cases. "Thunder Crackuh."
Hes a cracker.. that thunders.
Yes, you. Danny.
You are THEE "Thunder Cracker."
Or, in same cases. "Thunder Crackuh."
Hes a cracker.. that thunders.
Danny is a thunder cracker.
by Amber Lynnn June 20, 2008
The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.
Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.
Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!
Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!
by Yashimi May 07, 2011