courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush

man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.

by fuqbi32 September 5, 2017

Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse

Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch

by kwamenace March 30, 2009

courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.

Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
-OR-
PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.

by Effin Jane December 28, 2008

Courtney Jean Sheehan

Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!

A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.

by oscar pork August 2, 2010

Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.

"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

by jojlookdksdldklskldksldkl November 12, 2011

courtesy cum

When one ejaculates politely on to someone's body as opposed to inside of them.

"i was gunna pull out and courtesy cum on ur cute tits / but now i think im jus gunna cum inside u"

by NymphyNymph November 3, 2013

Courtney

An extremely sexy and beautiful woman, who is very picky about her men but always seems to date men named Jake.

guy 1- damn that chick is hot, she must be a Courtney
Guy 2- yeah, that's Courtney alright. But she's already dating Jake.

by Extremeathleteandwomanlover May 3, 2016