Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

on the come up

A phrase used to express glee when an fortunate event occurs that allows the individual to get something or "come up" on something for nothing. In lamest terms, getting something for nothing.

I saw that basketball player leave his locker open. I'm gonna get some new shoes on the come up.

We're gonna see Batman cheap during the matinee and watch three other movies that day on the come up.

by Savage3 July 4, 2008

Comedian

Nic Gibbon & Jacob Martin

Those cunts are Fuckn comedians

by Marto1710 March 1, 2020

Album soon come

SM3 IS COMING SOON LOL

“When is SM3 coming out??”
“ALBUM SOON COME”

by alrightokshawn April 11, 2018

come to bed eyes

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.

Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".

by smalltits June 16, 2012

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

come threw (;

To request something in forceful urgent manner

Aye sexy boo come threw (;

by jojo77 January 2, 2013