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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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come clean

be completely honest; keep nothing hidden.
"the company has refused to come clean about its pollution record"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
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Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.
by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020
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Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.
Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!
by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025
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clean your sleeve

This is when you stick your fingers in your own asshole and pull out your pink sock so you can clean your sleeve. Usually performed after anal sex to remove the cum from your ass.
See Delaquwon, you let all them dudes cum in your shoot, now you need to clean your sleeve

Damn son you smell like shit & cum, think you need to clean your sleeve
by BBeef Fart January 8, 2018
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Clean man

A clean man is on of the best men you can find out there. Not only do they keep things clean but the know how to take care of themselves. They are also one of the most attractive men. If you find one keep them
Girl1: how was the stay at your bf house
Girl2: GURL he is a clean man
Girl1:👁👄👁
by anonymous May 10, 2021
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