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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Chopped breath

Rapheal Monteiro Santos, when someone is chopped and had bad breath
by Rex_.Splode March 18, 2025
mugGet the Chopped breathmug.

shut ya chops

Na bru u talkin ode shmack shut ya chops
by trendsetter.mell April 22, 2022
mugGet the shut ya chopsmug.

Chops

When something is extremely and obviously good. Like slaps more general.
Your whip chops.
by Casual25 November 1, 2023
mugGet the Chopsmug.

Chop that seat

When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"

Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
by Mtb-homie March 16, 2017
mugGet the Chop that seatmug.

Chopped

an ugly ass bitch in the lower leagues
damn...maddie is so chopped and needs to lower her preferences
by maddie hater July 30, 2025
mugGet the Choppedmug.

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