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Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.
that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.
by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020
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Baby Star Candy

Baby Star Candy holds the whole galaxy in his eyes.
by Joy5813 September 25, 2022
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candy crush karma

The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.
Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"

Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."

Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"
by ShayJ45 November 19, 2013
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Dirty Piece of Candy

When your significant other is drunk and wants to talk shit to you but can't come up with anything so he calls you a Dirty Piece of Candy
by The Cool Nerds Girl April 24, 2021
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Candy Bar Theory

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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cotton candy kush

some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.

sold for about $15-20/g
by smokethedank September 7, 2011
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Head Candy

A television programme that doesn't require any thought to watch. Examples of such programmes would include Friends and anything made up of clips of CCTV/police chase footage.
Alice: What you watching?
Bob: Uh, I don't know, head candy
by Steven Lilley May 10, 2008
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