Cade

Your average middle schooler with bowling ball sized balls, he is the friend with a strict mom but doesn’t have a care in the world. He is the type of friend to stand up on a cafeteria table and scream the n word at the top of his lungs not even thinking about the consequences. Although his father did leave him at a young age he doesn’t let it keep him from being that absolute chad he is, in fact he even makes jokes about it, he makes gay jokes all the time with his friends although he is straighter than the pole your mother dances on. He always somehow has beef with everyone even his own friends at times, in the seventh grade he got expelled from his school for making a dumb video with his friend. He’s just a fat, funny, racist middle school with a dream to get out of the shitty little town he lives in.

“That kid is such a cade”

by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022

Caden

Cadens are so hot. so fit. they have no problem hooking up with sexy bitches. the hottest cadens have the last name shelby. cadens penis is somewhere around 15.5 inches. someone like caden needs a big dick for big chances.

Becky: Oh my god Caden is so hot

Izzy: i would for sure suck his dick

by AccurateNameDefine June 21, 2022

cadie

a stranger things ship between caleb mclaughlin (who plays lucas sinclair) and sadie sink (who plays max mayfield)

person 1: i ship cadie

person 2: ew, you shouldnt ship real people dude, thats kinda weird

by j money not jr June 26, 2022

Caden

First of all, Caden is indeed a water bender with the ability to kill you with a water bottle, however, He is the chillest person you’ll ever meet, He loves to talk shit, not in a mean way, but he will do it in his own joking manner. His eyes are beautiful and mesmerizing and chances are he hates not being able to solve a problem

Girl: Have you seen Cadens eyes? They’re just so pretty
Girl 2: Right???

by definingnames27 June 28, 2022

Caden

Big man who gets lots of women

Caden gets bitches

by Big Yhe A June 30, 2022

cadence

cadence is a sexy lesbo kitty meow.

cadence is very nice looking. she puts off that yes kitten come to me vibe, and I sure as hell will listen. cadence is highkey sad, but she shows that she has a tough outer shell yet she’s low-key crumbling on the inside. she’s very funny and i love talking to her and miss her. meeting you has been extrodinary.

wow, look at her, what a piece of art.

we love you cadence

by fastkitty2184 September 3, 2022

Cadel

Cadel is such a beautiful specimen of human, they are drummer being, very good

"DAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN IS THAT CADEL? SO HOT"

by That one dude in the corner September 4, 2022