cake pusher

Some one who pushes cake

eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'

...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'

'Have some anyway'

'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'

by morrisey August 26, 2013

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spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

by frat113 February 12, 2013

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When you meet a "girl" who you really fancy but when you take her to your house, you find out that she is a he. At first, you think you're getting nice, sweet cake but in the end, it's extremely spicy.

Kyle seems to be into that girl but all he's getting is spicy cake tonight.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.

by lyricalkek July 26, 2016

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splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

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