Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.

uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath

by David Corser January 13, 2009

gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.

I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023

Trump Breath

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.

Dude, that girl's snatch smelled like Trump Breath!

by dickwayne August 10, 2025

Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022