A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.
Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
by noirfra September 3, 2024
Get the Bloody Blizzard mug.A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.
We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.
I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.
I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.
I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.
I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
Get the bloody whoop mug.n. (Prison Slang) The result of a new prison inmate getting butt-fucked so hard by multiple other inmates that the unfortunate inmate's butthole plumes, fissures, and pulsates to the state of looking like a cherry sweating and constantly bleeding out like a slow-waking volcano.
Two prison inmates meeting in the yard:
Quantrell: Yo, Rayshawn, why you all stiff rubbing yo neck n shit?
Rayshawn: Damn, Quanz, you see that new faggy-looking crackhead kid here? You know with all that crackhead-looking shit on he face and that homo hair-doo?
Quantrell: Oh, you talking 'bout Artesian Kevvy?
Rayshawn: Yup, dat bitch. Well, I just saw Big Bruce done Bloody Cheery that white boy! I'm talking HARD Bloody Cheery. When Bruce done and I saw dat kid asshoe, I didn't know if I was looking at wrecked asshoe or Clifford the Big Red Dog gnawing on Elmo while choking on twenty Twizzlers. That Bloody Cheery nasty, yo.
Quantrell: Yo, Rayshawn, why you all stiff rubbing yo neck n shit?
Rayshawn: Damn, Quanz, you see that new faggy-looking crackhead kid here? You know with all that crackhead-looking shit on he face and that homo hair-doo?
Quantrell: Oh, you talking 'bout Artesian Kevvy?
Rayshawn: Yup, dat bitch. Well, I just saw Big Bruce done Bloody Cheery that white boy! I'm talking HARD Bloody Cheery. When Bruce done and I saw dat kid asshoe, I didn't know if I was looking at wrecked asshoe or Clifford the Big Red Dog gnawing on Elmo while choking on twenty Twizzlers. That Bloody Cheery nasty, yo.
by Studs Lonigan III November 11, 2024
Get the Bloody Cheery mug.Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.
by King Yamayama December 11, 2024
Get the spitting bloody Chicklets mug.When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.
by VT fucker January 3, 2025
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Get the Bloody Blumkin Mary mug.A drink made with Bloody Mary mix and Jameson's Irish Whiskey. The drink was seemingly first discussed between Michael Fitzgerald and a bartender at Navesink County Club in Middletown , N.J. The Bloody Fitz remains a special drink listed at NCC.
by The Real Fitz August 15, 2025
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