beef pizza 

When you go down on a girl and she's on her period and then she shits but you don't stop

Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.

beef pizza by Wesley Sanchez July 28, 2016

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

Beef Burrito by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

beef in the freezer 

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

beef in the freezer by momma123 July 6, 2016

beef shirt

When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.

We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.

beef shirt by Facilier June 18, 2016

Beef Case 

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

Beef Case by Acuracy June 8, 2016

Beef Queef 

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

Beef Queef by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Beef pong 

Similar to beer pong but only played with 3 cups, women with large labia's (beef curtains) shoot a ping pong ball out of their snatch in the cup. When a cup is made the nonshooter must drink the beer out of the cup with the ball still in the cup. First women to make all 3 cups is declared the winner.

We are going to that dirty strip club in Bend to watch some girls play, Beef Pong. You in?

Beef pong by Alonzo_J30 May 11, 2016