The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

oily bed

An extra bed in a travelodge hotel to eat pizza in or any other messy activity in order to keep the other bed clean.

Hey baby rub some lotion onto me!
Sure! Let's use the oily bed!

by The Banana Gorilla Show November 17, 2013

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.

My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.

by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011