Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.

Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash

by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022

Baldi (Baldi's Basics)

Baldi is a antagonist that tries to chase the player in Baldi's Basics (BBIEAL). He can hear doors and noises that the player does.

A person: Baldi's Basics is too hard! I can't get away from Baldi (Baldi's Basics)!

by RandomGuy4291142 January 1, 2023

Theres no basil

Basil brush = no rush

Theres no basil darling

by Steveo (Bubble boy) July 14, 2023

Stealpop's Basics

Popular name of 2021 parody of Baldi's Basics.

I play Stealpop's Basics in my free time!

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Less than Basic

Used to describe someone you once adored before they broke your heart. Was the GOAT, but not so different or special after all.

"I was so in love with Kyle he was my hero, but ever since he moved on, he seems Less than Basic."

by Clue 22 January 23, 2026

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations

A hypothetical sub-type representing a civilization that harnesses energy on a scale smaller than its home planet, perhaps confined to a single region or ecosystem. This could describe a pre-industrial human culture, an intelligent species just mastering agriculture, or a society recovering from a planetary catastrophe that knocked it back from a higher type. Their energy signature would be virtually undetectable across interstellar distances.

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations *Example: Medieval Europe, the ancient Roman Empire, or a newly sentient alien species living in the canopy of a single vast bio-tree, drawing energy only from local food chains and primitive fuels, would be classified as a Type -1.0 civilization. Their horizon is their valley, not their world.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"

Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"

by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024