Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Pasta Bake

whilst cooking pasta bake, you do the paaaaaaasta bake (shag)

j: hey babe you want some paaaaasta bake?
f: let me make some pasta bake then we can get down to business.

by okayyydokeeeyy June 10, 2020

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Twice Baked

When you smoke half a blunt, bust that down and mix it with different weed. Roll that into another blunt, and smoke it.

We were Twice Baked when we thought of this

by Hotbox Gang June 12, 2017

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 3, 2010