Making all the bacon

To make a large income/amount of something.

You know what Jeff we'll be making all the bacon someday.

by Your tired boss. April 1, 2016

Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon

Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle-
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.

Last night I rolled on top of my girlfriend and gave her a Sizzling Bacon Snuggle.

by Dawgs1959 January 8, 2021

Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012