April 8

The day you have to send your bf nudes then be at risk for underage pornography shit and stuff yay

Bf: hey it’s April 8
Gf: ok just don’t get caught

by You have to March 17, 2020

April 9th

National fuck a friend Day

Joshua:Hey Vanessa ,it’s april 9th.Get ready and let’s fuck !

by Fredswag1491 March 31, 2021

April 30th

Paint your nails like karl jacobs day!
April 30th is a day for dreamsmp &Mr Beast fans who love Karl to paint there nails.

“It’s April 30th”
“What does that mean?”
“PAINT YOUR NAULS LIOE KARL DAY OF COURSE!”

“let’s go do that then :)”
“yeah!”

by Four :D April 30, 2021

april 13

The month of axes, Thomas Jeffersons birthday and the day where an asteroid might hit us in 2036.

THE YEAR 2036 APRIL 12TH

A: Hey have you heard about tomorrow april 13th?
B: Oh I hear that's Thomas Jeffersons birthday!
A: Ah yes, and an asteroid will be hitting the planet killing thousands of people
B: lol!

by Ponkpunk May 28, 2018

April Margera

An employee of MTV.com, just as well as her chubby hubby and that fat tub of lard Vito. What? you didn't really think she took all of that shit for free didya?

April got paid mad cash to put up with that tard of a son and his friends

by MTV's sucks my monkey nuts March 10, 2005

April 13

national eat your dad day eat all of dat organs!!!!

hehe its april 13

by hehejoe October 27, 2019

April 3rd

Whoever says ‘I love you’ on April 3rd, is playing with you.

Boy: Baby I love you so much
Girl: Aww, I love- wait, it’s April 3rd you liar, you also told Julia that.

by that_buddi December 2, 2020