Sam Houser

Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.

Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?

by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022

sam novitz

the one and only goot. she is flat chested, no ass looking whore.

look up goot for more info

guy 1: man why are u dating sam novitz she is a ugly looking flat chested whore

Guy 2: i don't wanna hear it man

by closeyourlegsuslut January 2, 2012

2020 sam

overdosing on cough syrup and dying in an alleyway. It's like 2007 Britney but you die.

Omg did you hear Tiffany 2020 Sam'd last night?

Omg that test was awful, it made me wanna 2020 Sam.

by urmaam September 26, 2019

sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !

git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2023

Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

Sam Christiano

Senor Hacherl’s biggest fan

Sam Christiano and senor Hacherl had a play date

by Bob landed on mars December 13, 2018

is sam sad

yes he is

summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
yes
yes he is

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019