Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

log hoe

A tall ass slutty prostitute.

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!

by Littleppl07 January 16, 2017

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Log bucking

the act of propping a large log across a smaller log, thus forming a sort-of teeter-totter. To log buck, one must stand on one person stands at each end of the large log. One or the other jumps, thus throwing the other off.

Log bucking can be a lot of fun if done correctly.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023