hand job

when you make a guy ejeculate by rubbing your hand up and down his cock

fuck, she gives great hand jobs

by -burning-vices- May 13, 2005

Glow job

when a girl at a rave party breaks a glow stick on her hand and gives a man a hand job.

"That whore was so drunk she got glow stick shit allover her hands while giving me a hand job i called it a glow job

by Nomore1337 March 18, 2009

Plumb Job

To thoroughly cover a females fine ass with your favorite scented lotion and screw her crack like there's no tomorrow until orgasm. No penetration is necessary.

She was working under the sink one day and her low rise jeans began to fall. That plumbers crack was irrestable. I reached for the Jergens next to the sink and let the white devil out of the bottle. Her crack being well greased, I unleashed my flesh devil onto her Grand Canyon. Bliss was obtained in the next 15 seconds.

by Andy!!! December 10, 2004

Plum Job

This goes beyond deep throat and way past your tricky dick. When the entire sword has been swallowed, one manually pulls open each cheek in order to insert the two orbs, thus orally encasing the entire baby-making mechanism. The advantage for aficionados of deep penetration is that once the globes are inside, two to three more inches of manliness can be thrust forward. Just be careful not to run out of air because disengaging takes a moment and panic could ensue.

She had all my junk in and then she grabbed my ass and took me deep. The thing about a plum job like that is, if she could have forced her tongue out, she would have been rimming me at the same time!

by Chris Zizzo August 6, 2008

back job

a very good back rub

"Hey Jim! Come over here and give me a back job!"

by back jobs August 8, 2009

pumpkin job

It is a process in which one acqiures a fresh pumpkin, preferably one large enough to be pleasurable. One then makes an incision, with a hole comparable to the size of the member in question. One then guides the questionable member into said opening. Begin to repeatedly thrust and withdraw the fresh pumpkin along the said schlong until sexual eruption occurs.

"Yo dawg last night this mad crazy bitch gave me a pumpkin job that I busted a nut all up in that thang! That vegetable was my bitch."

by Seemour Buttz March 10, 2008

handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006