poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee October 24, 2008

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 16, 2006

Spear Chucking Jungle Child

A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.

I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.

by XCali February 22, 2012

pre-gay bio-child

A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.

"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."

"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"

"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."

by Commentator X April 27, 2010

drop kick a child day

on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children

honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.

by davidmangirl1234 May 10, 2022

Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.

Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

by DottedWatermelon February 04, 2015