national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

by i megum 6 June 20, 2024

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024

bilguun,galshijr,bat,amraa.

Common names used to describe assholes

har usand ordogui emo tiktok dagantsaruud.

hey don't talk to that guy, he's a bilguun,galshijr,bat,amraa.

by emvy2 January 17, 2023