69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.

Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?

by seudoman May 20, 2025

69'd

It's when you die at 69% in a Geometry Dash level.

I JUST GOT 69'D!

by Unnamed15GD May 25, 2025

69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

69 God

Super Nympho Hyper Sex Pedo Fiend

Oh yea stay away from him. He a freaky ass nigga, word on the street is that he's a 69 God.

by DJAkademiks69 May 4, 2024

69 god

Drake…

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.

by Nutass Freakbul May 6, 2024

69 God

Said by Kendrick Lamar in his diss, "not like us.".
The diss was about drake.

69 -- is a sex position

"69 God" means that he is a god in this sex position.

And also relate to his pedophilic rumours

In this verse :
"he a 69 God..." referring to drake

by A ni-g-g-er May 6, 2024

69 God

An individual who is a legendary snitch.
Derived from tekashi 69.

He a freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 god!

by The most Ballinest man ever. May 7, 2024