Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Shmeil Locks

The curlies that come down from the side of the Jews face in New York City and surrounding areas.

Do you have any jerricurl activator for my shmeil locks?

by Charles Lee Ray Xavier August 12, 2011

chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

lock the hubs

"Lock the hubs" is motorist jargon for engaging four wheel drive. Older trucks & SUVs as well as some newer base model vehicles are equipped with manual locking hubs rather than automatic on the fly 4×4. Such vehicles require driver to park, shift transfer case in the cab to 4-HI or 4-LO AND go outside to turn dail on front wheel hubs to "LOCK" before proceeding. Some folks driving in irregular winter conditions will lock the hubs but stay in two wheel drive until they need 4×4. Running locked hubs with 2 wheel drive otherwise increases front tire wear.

Tyler: Hey Tom, I'm planning on going skiing today, how are the roads going up to the mountain?
Tom: Roads are a bit snowy & icy in places but if you lock the hubs, you should be fine!

by Leopold896 May 27, 2023

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS A BUTTON ON THE KEY BOARD THAT WHEN PRESING SHIFT WILL CREATE A lowercase LETTER
hELLO

i LIKE USING CAPS LOCK A LOT

by icantthinkofapseudo_ymhfvbldsf March 29, 2019

Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.

person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.

by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024

Blue lock Program

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed

Omg mom i got into the Blue Lock Program

by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025