dirty pattison

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.

pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture
Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed

by Snipessss_09 June 17, 2009

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dirty onyx

Dirty Onyx is a thing gay dudes do when they masturbate so hard to their dicks burn and turn red and white so they stick it up eachother's ass or else their dicks will fall off

Guy no. 1: Dude i've had an dirty onyx last night by accident...

guy no. 2: oh my god. Thank you for telling me so i could stop masturbating

by Onyx uwu February 01, 2022

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Dirty Caelan

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.

Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.

by Nolilbois October 22, 2020

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Dirty Davone

When you met an older man in a gay bar bathroom and he proceeds to take his dentures out and pinch your nipples with them as he fingers your ass

John just got a dirty davone the other night by Moe litman over there.

by Gooseman69 September 14, 2021

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Big dirty

A mystical phrase, used as a one-size-fits-all adjective by teenage blokes who don't really know what it means but are easily amused by its poetic aural imagery.

Synonyms; mouldy, tasty, dirty, lovely

Wanna play a game FIFA there bro?
Ah yeah, a big dirty one!

by Janos_ May 08, 2017

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