The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

Spider-man edition

When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.

I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.

by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013

Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.

He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.

by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022

Manning

Just for the expression used on Blizzard's Game "World of Warcraft", meaning that a group of players that are below the recommend number to clear an instance (dungeon) have the skill and cunning to do so. Usually dungeon groups are made up to 5 players, which one has a specific role like healing, damage or tanking. But once on a while you can see groups of 3 or 2 players that can handle an entire instance, using the expression as "personal pronoun" + "number of players" + Manning. This can be done using characters who can heal or uses pets to taunt or provoque enemies or abilities like fear or other controlling attack.

- We are two manning this- or - They can three mann this-

by Delirio Sugarme February 20, 2019

Toxic mans

A mans that doesn’t keep his word, is constantly gives mixed signals, is not the ideal mans.

Friend: my mans was just saying he didn’t see a future with me a few days ago, but just told me that He’s inlove with me.
Me: sounds like a toxic mans to me

by Classyary August 10, 2019

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022