my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video

"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."

by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019

where tf my mom at

no fr tho where she at i lost her at the food lion whole foods section please fuck help

no but fr though where tf my mom at

by MinecraftKingPro27 April 20, 2020

ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

your not back in my life

Yes

Your not back in my life be my boyfriend

by Slappppy March 13, 2020

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"

Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.

by Faguette ;) October 31, 2020

My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!

"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!

by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020