Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!

It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by WelshBanter June 1, 2022

Dean-walling

Dean-walling is the act of decorating your room or home in a manipulative attempt to make women interested in astrology, crystal healing, or fortune telling , more comfortable in your presence.

"Dude, please take down the statue of Athena, you're dean-walling to fuck these hippie girls; it's sad.

by amuxd June 15, 2022

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Dean-walling

Dean-walling is the act of decorating your room or home in a manipulative attempt to make women who are interested in astrology, crystal healing, or fortune telling, more comfortable in your presence.

"Dude, please take down the statue of Athena, you're dean-walling to fuck these hippie girls; it's sad."

by papillonthegodfather June 26, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022