Johnny--"Are you a nasal Virgin?"
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."
by FroggyKXW October 24, 2010
Get the Nasal Virginmug. When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.
Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011
Get the Mind Virginmug. A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.
How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root
by Kale Robb September 2, 2012
Get the Acceptable Virginmug. by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 10, 2019
Get the Virgin Airlinesmug. by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017
Get the Trifecta Virginmug. When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!
by Jbigely August 18, 2018
Get the Horn virginitymug. Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.
by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018
Get the Giga Virginmug.