virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

Virgin Airlines

An airline that has virgins on it

Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 10, 2019

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.

At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!

by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Acceptable Virgin

A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.

How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root

by Kale Robb September 2, 2012