Nasal Virgin

Someone who has not had sex through the nasal passages.

Johnny--"Are you a nasal Virgin?"
Mary--"Yep. I don't think anyone isn't."
Johnny--"Yeah, who would want to?"
Mary--"No one."

by FroggyKXW October 24, 2010

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

Acceptable Virgin

A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.

How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root

by Kale Robb September 2, 2012

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014

Horn virginity

When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!

Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!

by Jbigely August 18, 2018

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Giga Virgin

Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.

adolf is a giga virgin

by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018