Dalhousie University

Dalhousie is where all the artsie fartsies go. If you enjoy waiting for a bus, just so that you can go to your next class, then this is the University for you.

Dalhousie: Home of the worlds most segregated campus.

Dude 1: Where are you going, man?

Dude 2: I've got to walk down to Spring Garden road so I can catch the bus and head to my next class.

Dude 1: That sucks man, it's like -10 outside.

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I fuckin hate Dalhousie University. I shoulda' wen't to SMU.

by JimJones1988 April 14, 2011

Regis University

Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!

Why do you wana transfer? "WE GO TO REGIS!"

by Wisco March 17, 2005

Longwood University

Longwood University - a place of poor heritage, where things were great until they went coed. When the sketch longwood guys showed up, things went to hell. They cling to a hope that they could one day be on a level with HSC, their crosstown rivals, but as their D1 basketball team loses to HSC's D3 team, they realize that there is no way that they will ever be equal to the miracle that is Sydney. In fact, they may even come to realize that they will never be equal to even Southside Community College.

So, Bongwood, keep your sketchy guys and your desperate women, and leave well enough alone, or HSC might come up Rt15 and kick your ass yet again.

LU Guy : I don't WANNA go to HSC... I might get HURT!

HSC Guy: Damn Straight. Keep your strange ass over with your strange friends and watch your hentai. I promise I'll give you a job some day.

LU Girl - Damn that boy is fine... I wish I could get a guy like that.

HSC Guy - In your dreams, gold-digger.

by HSC Gentleman November 3, 2004

university of scranton

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.

I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

University of Waterloo

Home of one of the greatest and invigorating computer/electrical engineering programs in Canada and quite possibly the world, thanks in large part to Professor James Barby dedication and work.

I work at Microsoft and I am from the University of Waterloo

by bbuhki July 8, 2003

University of Washington

In 4 years, I'll be a University of Washington student. Go Huskies.

I hope the University of Washington Huskies win this year.

by Jon March 14, 2005

Bryant University

A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.

Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."

by i can do my own taxes December 15, 2009