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Bobby the Sexy Turtle

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.
Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.
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spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.
friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.
by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021
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laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person
If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.
by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012
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Gangsta Turtle

This is very much like the hand sign of "Awkward Turtle"

It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character

It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
by isbutteracarb? July 19, 2010
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Bronze Turtle

The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge
Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
by The Bone Daddy October 7, 2010
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Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006
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lick the turtle

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.
Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.
by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007
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