by Super Will October 29, 2009
Get the Poom train mug.A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
by Chris Pence May 9, 2011
Get the Jesus Train mug.A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."
by FishTheChris July 30, 2016
Get the Meat Train mug.To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
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Get the Dill Train mug.by Jose Gozinia September 28, 2020
Get the Dick Train mug.Someone who’s always conveniently using trains and can therefore help you board and complete other train related tasks for you.
by thedarkartist2877 April 10, 2019
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