Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on the adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022

Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 05, 2024

Squirrel Pig

Environmental police officer.

Hey, look a squirrel pig.

by ARVEDA December 14, 2018

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

squirreling

Nutting really deep into someone.

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 02, 2019

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 06, 2021