slimey snake

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey

I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

to snake charm

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.

That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.

by Flatcat January 1, 2010

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016

Snake Mon

to be a male snake

why wont you mark my test?
your a snake mon
hey snake mon

by Boris Shvarts March 15, 2009

chest snakes

when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth

dude...that chick had mad chest snakes

by ieatchestsnakes March 1, 2009

snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.

I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

Queen Snake

When a female snake slithers up your urethra and controls your dick with its head and your mind with its tail

Sorry for how weird I was yesterday, I had a queen snake controlling me yesterday

by asrael October 9, 2020